1. 09:22 5th Feb 2014

    Notes: 385048

    Reblogged from moderndonjuan

    image: Download

    roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

    roughkiss:

    peevsie77:

    gay-undertones:

    gay-undertones:

    So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

    So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

    aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

    I PRESENT TO YOU

    ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

    350 shrek faces

    No face left uncovered

    Now we wait

    MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

    This is a thing of beauty

    It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

     
  2. 09:21

    Notes: 101

    Reblogged from frezned

    Plays: 1,589

    notxam:

    notxam:

    this one goes out to what.cd

    i repeat

     
  3. 09:21

    Notes: 142727

    Reblogged from cuntrollyourself

    sangorox:

    when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

    image

     
  4. 09:21

    Notes: 240078

    Reblogged from imkawaiiasfuck

    britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

     
  5. 09:21

    Notes: 409528

    Reblogged from hotboyproblems

    oomshi:

    here-there—and—everywhere:

    This is the chemical formula for love:

    C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
    dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

    It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

    Let that sink in.”

     
  6. 09:21

    Notes: 125053

    Reblogged from armadillo

    bikinipowerbottom:

    parents: how were your grades this semester?

    me: 

    image

     
  7. 03:45 6th Jan 2014

    Notes: 218082

    Reblogged from abomasnow

    art-of-whore:

    vvikipeidia:

    its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

    y:

    m:

    c:

    a:

    its fun to stay at the

    y

    m

    c

    a

    DONT CLICK C

    cLICK C FOR A GOOD TIME

    (Source: nobodycars)

     
  8. 21:54 5th Jan 2014

    Notes: 74015

    Reblogged from crystallized-teardrops

    jessicaandhearts:

    2014 means that someone better step the fuck up and date me already

     
  9. 21:38

    Notes: 566406

    Reblogged from lanadelgayest

    anndruyan:

    This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

    That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

    This is why we download. 

     
  10. 05:33

    Notes: 124708

    Reblogged from armadillo

    (Source: hreny)