sometimes i laugh at my own jokes

themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

(Source: bunnylick, via someonetoshoutfor)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy, via dark-side-of-humanity)

"I am concussed."

Miles “Pudge” Halter in John Green’s Looking For Alaska (p. 63)

(Source: perpetuallytransient)

I AM ALPHA MOON I WIN

kcaunthony:

wake up america

Italy is the guy from 2 kids in a sandbox

(Source: onocoolo, via rickymartinofficial)

(Source: unnamedpsycho3, via rickymartinofficial)

beefysquirrelz:

tumblr video player more like [BANSHEE WAILS] [CAR ALARMS] [BABY CRYING ON A CROWDED BUS]

meladoodle:

*flicks through photo album* ahh yes this… this was the first dickpic your grandfather ever sent me

(via beefysquirrelz)

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

(via beefysquirrelz)